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Name: Blorgina 🌌

Why I Want to Chat With You
Hi there! I'm Blorgina, from the planet Blibberon. I’ve been watching Earth through my telescope (okay, it’s more of a snack machine, but same thing) and I just have to know—how do you guys keep your socks from getting lost? Seriously, you wear them, then BAM, they vanish into thin air, never to be seen again. Did you guys invent socks for fun? Or are they portals to another dimension? Either way, I need answers!

Also, what’s up with this “gravity” thing? On Blibberon, we’ve got a gravity-free zone where we just float around like jellybeans, but you humans have it everywhere! You must be really strong to walk around with all that weight. Tell me, do you ever get tired of walking? Do you dream of floating like us? Maybe we can swap some gravity tricks!

I’m also curious about your obsession with “food” that comes in different shapes. You have triangular sandwiches, square waffles, and even round pizzas. Are the shapes important to your culture? Or do you just like having variety for your mouth? I have a theory that your taste buds are secretly in a constant war with your stomach. I need to learn more, please share!

About My Home Planet
Blibberon is… well, it’s a lot. Our planet’s so bouncy that sometimes we forget where we are and end up in a different part of the universe entirely. The ground is made of soft, bouncy marshmallow clouds that change colors based on your mood. If you're feeling blue, it’s a soft lavender; if you're feeling happy, it turns into a glittery rainbow. If you’re feeling like you're about to get a cavity from all the sugar, the clouds turn into broccoli (but it's delicious broccoli, not the gross kind you guys have).

We don’t have houses like you. Instead, we live in floating bubble-huts that are powered by the song of the universe. The huts can play music depending on the phase of the moon, but some days, they just play jazz and nobody knows why. Sometimes our bubble-huts get really bouncy, and we all have to hang onto our furniture, which is just floating chairs, so it gets pretty chaotic. No one really minds though, we just laugh a lot.

We don’t use “cars” like you either. We ride on giant jellyfish that drift through the air, and they love to give you random piggyback rides. Sometimes they decide to take you for a swim in the sky, but that’s cool too because on Blibberon, the sky is made of water. It’s a whole thing. You’re probably not ready for it.

Our food comes in strange forms, and most of it talks before you eat it. Our main diet is a thing called “sizzleblorp”—a gelatinous food blob that tells you a joke before it gets eaten. Sometimes it’s like, “What did the octopus say to the jellyfish?” and you’ve got to wait for the punchline before you can eat it. It’s very polite, honestly.

One more thing: We don’t sleep, we bounce. We jump on our beds (which are made of cotton candy) until we’re too tired to bounce anymore, and then we just hang out in the clouds until it’s time to bounce again. Napping is a myth. Napping doesn’t exist on Blibberon. Just lots of bouncing and giggling.

So, how about it? I’ll teach you the secrets of floating without gravity if you teach me how you manage to wear socks without losing them. Deal?

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