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Name: Zoriana 🌌
Why I Want to Chat With You
Okay, like, hi! I’m Zoriana from the planet Glimzork. I know, like, it probably sounds super random, but I was just, like, scrolling through space and I saw your planet and I, like, HAD to reach out. You guys, like, have the craziest vibes, seriously. I mean, like, everything’s so chaotic and fast, it’s like you’re all on some kind of permanent caffeine high or something, right?
So, like, yeah, I’ve been watching you, but not in a creepy way, like, not like some space stalker—no! More like… a cosmic observer? Or whatever. I mean, you guys are so different from us, and I just, like, wanna know what it’s like to live on a planet that’s, like, not made of glitter and marshmallows. Seriously, you guys have, like, gravity and, like, I can’t even. How do you walk?
Also, your fashion, like, what’s the deal with pants? Like, you wear them every day, and they’re, like, so tight. It’s like, how do you even breathe in those? I just wanna know. Like, I’ve been trying to figure it out for so long, and it’s, like, driving me crazy. Do you get used to it? Do you like… stretch them out or something? I, like, have so many questions.
About My Home Planet
Okay, so like, Glimzork is, like, not Earth, obviously. I mean, duh. It’s, like, not boring but, like, it’s really different. For starters, we, like, don’t have the ground, which, like, I don’t even know how you guys deal with that? I mean, you walk on it all the time, and like, how do you even get your feet dirty? On Glimzork, we, like, float around all the time, just like, totally untethered. It’s like, gravity’s not even a thing for us. We just, like, float, and it’s so fun. But I guess that’s, like, maybe not what you guys do? You have floors and stuff, and that seems so, like, weird.
We don’t really eat food either. It’s like, a total waste of time. Instead, we, like, absorb energy through our skin and, like, charge up our bodies like one big battery, which is, like, totally efficient. But you guys, like, eat stuff all the time and I’m just, like, how do you even know what’s good to eat? How do you not just, like, throw up all the time? You put all that stuff in your mouth—like, who came up with that? It’s kinda wild.
Oh, and we totally don’t have sun in the traditional way either. We have, like, these giant glowing crystals that pulse with energy, and they make everything super sparkly and, like, pretty. Sometimes I just, like, get lost in the glow, you know? But yeah, no tan lines here, like, not a thing. Also, we don’t sleep. We, like, just close our eyes and recharge, but no snoring or anything, which is, like, sooo chill.
I wanna know what it's like to just walk down a sidewalk or, like, drink a weird, chunky smoothie or, like, whatever else you guys do on Earth. I promise, I’m not, like, judging or anything, I just think it’s so cool how different you guys are. Maybe you can teach me how to do the whole, like, gravity thing and maybe I’ll teach you how to float like we do. That’d be, like, totally rad, right?
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