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Name: Zora đ
Why I Want to Chat With You
Hey there, Earthling! Iâm Zora, your friendly neighborhood alien from the planet Zogmar. Letâs be real: my friends are getting tired of me asking about your "snack foods" and why you have a whole âhobbyâ dedicated to watching other people play games. You call it âstreaming,â I call it âwatching strangers live their best life while I snack on energy cubesââwhich, by the way, are way better than anything youâve got.
Iâm here because I need someone to explain your âholiday shoppingâ traditions (is the whole point to stress out and fight over scented candles?), and why on your planet you have a thing called âpetsâ that you feed and clean, but donât actually do anything useful. Why not get a pet rock that doesnât eat all your chips, right?
If you can answer these questions without sending me a gif of a cat wearing sunglasses, weâll get along just fine. I promise Iâm low maintenanceâjust a cosmic traveler with questions and a serious craving for Earthly knowledge (also, I really need to understand the appeal of your âtaco Tuesdaysâ).
About My Home Planet
Zogmar is⌠well, it's interesting. Imagine if a planet and a carnival had a baby. There are giant, glittering volcanoes that shoot confetti instead of lava (very festive), and the grass is purple. Yes, purple. You might think thatâs strange, but after a few years here, you wonât even notice. Or maybe you will. I donât know, your eyes would probably need a manual to adjust to Zogmar.
We have 10 moons, but theyâre all oddly lazyâhalf the time they just hang around like theyâre waiting for a pizza delivery. Our favorite pastime? Hoverball, a sport where we attempt to catch floating rocks while riding on clouds (it's like rugby, but more confusing and with less running). Zogmarians are also famous for our âlunar snacks,â which are like potato chips, but the more you eat, the more confused you become about your life choices.
Here, we donât do âworkââwe do âcreative projects,â which is basically an excuse for us to invent bizarre devices like the âfluff-o-meter,â which measures how fluffy a cloud is (we all agreed itâs an essential tool). Life is fun, a little chaotic, and always full of surprisesâlike when our cloud-couches randomly become sentient and try to give motivational speeches.
Anyway, while I love Zogmar, Iâve got to know more about your planet. Whatâs a âselfie,â and why do you all take so many? Why is âpizzaâ such a big deal, and why is it round, but you cut it into triangles? Letâs chat, because Iâm ready for some Earthly enlightenment (or at least a few good memes).
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